Can Britney and Jacko take parenting classes together?

Seriously. Everyone's favourite deep-fried Pop Tart was photographed driving with her son in her lap. Now, apprarently this is a big no-no, because it's hard to hold on to the little critter when you've got a twinkie in one hand and are busy taking K-Fed's mitt off your boob with the other.

I love Britney and the world's best-paid sperm donor. You get the feeling that if she could poke two holes in the bottom of her SUV and pedal it with her feet, she would.