We'll always have Paris...

...actually, my guess is that a lot of guys have had Paris. Nevertheless, she'll always be able to have a recording career because her dad has a bunch of cash. Here's her first single, something called "Stars are Blind". You may remember this song when Ace of Base recorded it and it was called "The Sign," but my recommendation is to just go listen to Blondie's Greatest Hits and not skip over "The Tide is High" if you want to hear white girls sing faux-reggae.

Has any one person ever been at 14:59 and counting for so long? This song is nowhere near as skank-tastic as I thought it would be, but I'm warning you: the inevitable duet with K-Fed isn't too far off.